| 10. |
E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." |
| 9. |
Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. |
| 8. |
You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups
like alt.recreational.catnip. |
| 7. |
Your web browser has a new home page:
http://www.feline.com/. |
| 6. |
Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange
aroma of tuna. |
| 5. |
Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their
release of "CyberDog." |
| 4. |
Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial
scent to it. |
| 3. |
You keep finding new software around your house like
CatinTax and WarCat II. |
| 2. |
On IRC you're known as the IronMouser. |
| 1. |
There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the
scratching post. |
